Love With All My Butt! Five Fab Faves

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I am an addict. Truly. I may need an intervention here!!! Starbucks peach green tea lemonade is my life line. So here’s the deal, I don’t want to drink caffeine as it will actually suck the moisture from my skin but I want to be energized. I found the solution in this Starbucks version of heroin. It’s chalk full of anti-oxidants so I’m just doing myself favors here. OMGosh I once asked my very witty boyfriend what would happen if I keep drinking this stuff and all the anti-oxidants kill all my oxidants. His reply “you’ll stop aging”. Sold. Take my money and give me a giant cup of green tea heroin.

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Coral is the new black…in my closet anyway! Since I'm such a cheap ass, I have yet to buy a coach bag in this color. I may fall over dead if it doesn't happen soon. I refuse to pay full price or even 50% off for this bag so my search continues. If you see this bag and you don't tell me about it, I may send my pack of ninja pigs after you ;).
I can't figure out why this section is blue and underlined, if you can tell me why then please do. I've just spent an hour of my life on this and have decided waxing my eye brows with hot glue would be exponentially less torturous then this.

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Holy Mother of Pores this stuff works. It does not get rid of the larger clogged pores but it makes them disappear. Put this on your pore trouble spots and be prepared to be amazed. Results may vary depending on skepticism.

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Why are we paying massive amounts of money for microdermabrasion?? Well, I’m not…anymore. If you don’t own this product then go here and order it. (If you want a discount just ask me and in return I may ask for your opinion for future blog material.) Ok stop reading and go order it already! It’s like a massage for your face.

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I don’t care if your old or young or middle aged or have a face only a mother could love, this stuff is for you. You’ve seen those gorgeous ladies on the television who have flawless tight skin, right? Well, here’s why. Those knock outs don’t wake up looking as beautiful as they do on the runway (ok so some do but I swear they know the whereabouts of the fountain of youth). Most of them use products just like this. I personally stick it in the fridge and put it on just before bed. It’s life altering!! Oh and don’t tell anyone but I also put it on my hands. I was blessed with the hands of a witch and this has actually helped to tighten them up.

And there you have it. Some of what I have placed in my top 5. I’m a very indecisive person so in about an hour my top five may include an Italian beef sandwich but for now this will do.
Please do yourself a favor, go to Starbucks (get the rewards app first) pick up a green tea refresher, sit in front of your computer and find me that bag for pennies on the dollar
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